Pretending to be a smoker - Smoke Break

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Fenix
Fenix

captions: *evil stare*

15 uur geleden
Dawson Fowler
Dawson Fowler

Now I want a smoke...

Dag geleden
Twisted Operator
Twisted Operator

American version: Congrats your healthcare premiums just went up.

3 dagen geleden
Tobiasrockz
Tobiasrockz

In most cases I can relate to these video cus I work in an Apple Store xD

4 dagen geleden
Alex Paclin
Alex Paclin

Yum-num)

5 dagen geleden
howlingcommandose
howlingcommandose

This is great, love it to the last chocking puffff.

6 dagen geleden
Kim Kim
Kim Kim

This is the exact reason I started smoking. Back in the 80s, if you smoked. The Army would give you a 10 to 15 min break every hour. If you didn't smoke, NO BREAK FOR YOU.

6 dagen geleden
Khaleb Mather
Khaleb Mather

Watching this on smoko

7 dagen geleden
Shoddy Peasant
Shoddy Peasant

Adam lied to rowan, hes a smoker

8 dagen geleden
blodigalucard
blodigalucard

Plot twist: Rowan is a smoker and he is happy to have smoke buddies one way or another

8 dagen geleden
The Emperor [Star Wars Legend's]
The Emperor [Star Wars Legend's]

Once worked with a very hateful crew of smokers at a newspaper factory. They took around 7 breaks per day, and the boss liked to threaten me. I quit within two weeks. I was a temp worker there as Express stationed me there for work. Only the wineries had the best work.

8 dagen geleden
Squee6669
Squee6669

Ah yes the cigarette break imposters

8 dagen geleden
Nick b
Nick b

As an actual smoker on my actual smoke break right this moment, I had no choice but to click...

9 dagen geleden
K FC
K FC

as a former nyummy smokie sucker I gotta say, I had an actual moment anxiety when they couldn't find the lighter. You either have 100 or 0, no in-between.

9 dagen geleden
David Cueva
David Cueva

Cig breaks are not regulated lol employers can deny you

9 dagen geleden
William Cockrell
William Cockrell

¡!YOU'RE FIRED!¡

9 dagen geleden
Daisuke Asian Kun
Daisuke Asian Kun

I found a pack of cigs in a shopping cart, and I light them from time to time just to watch it burn.

10 dagen geleden
Who Cares
Who Cares

My boss is a rowan and my coworkers are all Adam's....Im the only Allan trapped alone in my own personal hell.

10 dagen geleden
Beluga missing
Beluga missing

Hahahahahaha...lol...

11 dagen geleden
Steven Mazur
Steven Mazur

Noticed Rowan has a wedding band on... So he DID hook up and marry the hot chick! Come on, man! All that seizure stuff for no reason!

11 dagen geleden
Minecraft_is_the_best
Minecraft_is_the_best

PLEASE TELL ME THOSE WERE FAKE

11 dagen geleden
Jesse Wylde
Jesse Wylde

She looks alot thinner and healthy nowadays good 4 her

12 dagen geleden
SpiritWolfVR
SpiritWolfVR

Nooooo!!! I actually wanted to see what happened. 🥺

12 dagen geleden
NightOwl Games
NightOwl Games

that kinda thing annoys me, move this there and that here FOR WHAT REASON EXACTLY? that kinda thing litterally makes me wanna walk away yeah i probably wouldnt last long in a job, im totally with that dude saying it seems pointless but i over take him in the fact that i get really pissed off over that kinda thing i go over the top but i cant stop it i just see red and explode, its not that i dont wanna do it its just i need a valid reason to do it. i quit the army cadets over a similar thing.... sergent says clear the table out the hall and hover the hall okay so i start putting the tables and chairs away sergent comes back in and says change of plan put the hover away and get the tables out.... wait what? okay so i put the hoover away got the tables back out you guessed it this c*nt is testing me for something! it got to the stage where i quit! i cant stand nothing like that.

12 dagen geleden
MythologyFreak Mythology Freak
MythologyFreak Mythology Freak

And there you go.

12 dagen geleden
Rave
Rave

What if we get injured Rowan: i missed the part where that's my problem

12 dagen geleden
Kieran
Kieran

Ironically, this is why I started smoking. Me & my friend were always alone at work at a Sushi resturant, and I realized throughout the shift. I'd work for 1 hour more than him due to his constant smoke breaks. So one day I walked across the street and bought a pack of smokes and started smoking :'D I've since then quit, not for health or financial reasons. But because I'm now on a fishing boat, and I don't want to waste my short breaks there going up on the deck to smoke when I could use them for resting & eating instead.

13 dagen geleden
Alan Avalos
Alan Avalos

It’s funny how many people actually believe this is true. No federal law eentitles employees to take smoke breaks, addicted or not. And if companies do let you, you must first clock out every single time.

13 dagen geleden
Andrzej Muzaj
Andrzej Muzaj

This is something we did in the scout camps, when we found someone smoking. "Here's a full pack. Enjoy it. Now. Until the very last cigarette". No one was smoking for a few days after this. 😅

13 dagen geleden
Andrzej Muzaj
Andrzej Muzaj

@QWE RTY To show them how it can affect their bodies short-term & make them stop. They were mostly underage and smoking for all the wrong reasons.

13 dagen geleden
QWE RTY
QWE RTY

why tho

13 dagen geleden
neo geo
neo geo

as a smoker i found this to be damn funny

14 dagen geleden
TheGrayman1234
TheGrayman1234

This is so me. Used to work with a lady that took about 3 cigarette breaks in the morning and 3 in the afternoon. After a while I noticed she would consistently do this (about 10 minutes a piece) and leave me to do all of the work. Then I got where when she came back in I would go on a cigarette break I would literally go outside to the "smoking area" and stand there for about 8 minutes. A supervisor asked me what I was doing. I told him I was taking a cigarette break. "But you don't smoke." I asked him what the difference was as far as the company was concerned. He answered "Nothing I guess" and I never heard another thing about it.

14 dagen geleden
Video Czar
Video Czar

the best way to stop people from smoking is let your kids try one when they ask what they are like. Cigarettes arent pleasant and most kids wont like them.

15 dagen geleden
Garion Porter
Garion Porter

Starting smoking is like signing in with Death: you're now on his list - but he's in no hurry for you and he can move on to more urgent matters. ;)

15 dagen geleden
Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

I've smoked cigarettes for a period of maybe 7 or 8 years of my life, and I can definately say they are not "yummy". When someone says they are "yummy" you know they are lying.

15 dagen geleden
Grovajl Yukari
Grovajl Yukari

Awww, Rowan is so generous. Please give me 3 cartons!

15 dagen geleden
frank richter
frank richter

yeah they are yummy

15 dagen geleden
FilthyCasual
FilthyCasual

Lol.. I've worked at a few places where when it got to closing time, the managers would always let us smokers go out back for a quick break, but they'd allow the non-smokers to come out and chill with us too which was pretty cool of them

15 dagen geleden
سيد ديار
سيد ديار

Playtech is so empty. Why does it need to have 5 members? I think that Adam and Rowan are enough to run such sort of business

15 dagen geleden
Gamer [Khiladi]
Gamer [Khiladi]

It was at this moment...they knew ...they F@#$ked up. You guys are amazing. The ending felt like some psychological horror movie 😄👍

16 dagen geleden
mchanna
mchanna

The captions at the end were gold.

16 dagen geleden
hdragon 1996
hdragon 1996

Adam lied about not smoking 😂

16 dagen geleden
Danilo Jirik
Danilo Jirik

He knows O_O

16 dagen geleden
Cloud The Big Bunny
Cloud The Big Bunny

👀

17 dagen geleden
Kowaldwr
Kowaldwr

Is this girl Britts sister? Their eyes look the same.

17 dagen geleden
HAMATP
HAMATP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

17 dagen geleden
MilesMario
MilesMario

smokers shouldint get a free break

17 dagen geleden
Jonsilver MT
Jonsilver MT

Wait.... E cigarette..?

18 dagen geleden
Force_A_Nature _KZ
Force_A_Nature _KZ

Rowan is an evil mastermind

18 dagen geleden
Jesse Case
Jesse Case

It would be nice if employers would let you take a heroin break as often and easily as you can take a smoke break. They are always so openly biased against other kinds of addicts and I for one think it is extremely unfair! They will build a nice gazebo with a fancy ashtray in the middle for smokers, but you never see them build one with a cooler to hold beer for alcoholics or a nice glass table top to lay a line out on! It's complete biased BS!!! I mean they won't even provide a cheap $10 Amazon sharps container to dispose of your old needles! You would think that would be an OSHA requirement, but nooo. It's addict discrimination is what it is and I'm down right sick of it!!!

18 dagen geleden
Intent Store
Intent Store

How is this legal again

18 dagen geleden
Master80059
Master80059

this is how i started. going out for a smoke break. commanding officer came out following me and i did the shit i for got my cigs. he gave me one. been smoking from then on.

18 dagen geleden
verde
verde

british lsoers

18 dagen geleden
Francis Francisco
Francis Francisco

Sad part is, how relatable this is.

18 dagen geleden
William Mitchell
William Mitchell

I don't believe for a second Rowan would ever fire them. He's too dependent on them.

19 dagen geleden
kozolotl
kozolotl

holy shit this ep is terrifying

20 dagen geleden
XPNDBLhero
XPNDBLhero

I can't tell you how many jobs I've been fires from for taking a smoke break..... The boss would always come over yelling at me saying stuff like "What are doing" or "Why are you smoking out here" and I would say "I'm on a smoke break" but I guess smoking out of a "tobacco" bong is frowned upon at work.

20 dagen geleden
happyhunter4804
happyhunter4804

I love how Roman just appears 0:41

20 dagen geleden
Travis Neri
Travis Neri

But Adam does smoke…. outside of work

20 dagen geleden
TheVodec
TheVodec

And that is the story about how I became a smoker ...

20 dagen geleden
CJ M
CJ M

I'd just tell Row that we had switched them because I doubt that he'd notice.

20 dagen geleden
Davey
Davey

My dad made me smoke a whole pack when I got caught smoking when I was 13. He would probably get sent to jail for doing that in 2021

21 dag geleden
Maxwell Woodhouse
Maxwell Woodhouse

I just fuckin like that Australia New Zealand accent

22 dagen geleden
Jerissa Martinez
Jerissa Martinez

I myself, am *alegdicted* to cigarettes.

22 dagen geleden
Nate Fiver
Nate Fiver

I love this skit so funny Haha yummy in my lounges

22 dagen geleden
Not Brian Stelter
Not Brian Stelter

Imagine asking for a beer break, or a weed break.

22 dagen geleden
Kuwabatake Sanjuro
Kuwabatake Sanjuro

2:22 this is number FAWR

22 dagen geleden
Raging Kiwi TV
Raging Kiwi TV

Stoked as if my boss gave me a carton.

22 dagen geleden
Twilight Gardens presentations
Twilight Gardens presentations

I quit smoking at nineteen and picked it up from 22-23 just to get the smoke break time off of the service floor. If I just stood outside for five or ten minutes I got reprimands. Hold a burning smoke, share a few and you can take a fifteen minute break Whenever you want.

23 dagen geleden
Mike Raja
Mike Raja

wat that makes nosense

23 dagen geleden
Senor Hillta
Senor Hillta

It’s a good day for smoking, ain’t it?

23 dagen geleden
gabes crazy
gabes crazy

As a smoker, i use the anger of needing to smoke to work harder. Stronger. Faster. Dumber.

24 dagen geleden
Brooks_
Brooks_

This is how Austrailians will ultimately (slowly) get their freedoms back from their government.

24 dagen geleden
Orion 77
Orion 77

dude, dont just pretend, start smoking! we need more people to start smoking again. it would make the world a better place.

24 dagen geleden
SHODAN
SHODAN

Damn Rowan's stare at the end is legit scary

25 dagen geleden
JustDaz
JustDaz

That stare 🤣

25 dagen geleden
James Green
James Green

Is Rowan a genius or a moron..?!

25 dagen geleden
RINZLER
RINZLER

I spent months chasing people down getting smoke breaks. "Boats, can I get a smoke break real quick?" "You got five fucking minutes. Hurry the fuck up and run."

25 dagen geleden
azadh moosa
azadh moosa

It look santhanam comedy, move the prikke mutta comedy

26 dagen geleden
Gerald Poster
Gerald Poster

So Rowan, in the face of his employees lying to him, gave them the choice of either coming clean and admitting to their under the threat of being fired, or from now on would have to sink time and their own money into smoking - something they dont actually want to do - probably leading to health problems down the line. Goddamn Rowan is an evil genius when he wants to be.

26 dagen geleden
Mathgasm
Mathgasm

According to a Camel commercial in the 60s the nice smooth taste of Camels are doctor approved.

27 dagen geleden
Nocti Nox
Nocti Nox

Non smokers: Fucking PUNISH the smokers, take their hours, hold back on their salary, pass them up on promotion (thinking but not saying: just kill them all). Meanwhile, non smokers: talking and chilling at the coffee maker/water tank or in the cafeteria constantly, often a lot longer than the few minutes it takes to smoke a cig.

27 dagen geleden
Nocti Nox
Nocti Nox

@QWE RTY Well I take pride in both the quality and quantity of my work so i try to limit the time i take for it.

13 dagen geleden
QWE RTY
QWE RTY

@Nocti Nox ur one quick smoker.

13 dagen geleden
Nocti Nox
Nocti Nox

(yes i have had co workers like these, walking around, pretending to be working or hanging around the cafeteria most the day but ABSOLUTELY hating that i take like 3 minutes to as quickly as possible smoke, luckily my current employer dont give a fuck so i can just smoke WHILE working wasting nobodies time)

27 dagen geleden
Keith Pruett
Keith Pruett

I once had a job in security where practically all the other employees smoked, but I didn't. We generally walked in pairs so when my partner went outside for a smoke, I'd accompany them. One day my boss, who was also a smoker, catches me outside with a smoker and asks why am I outside if I don't smoke; implying that I should be inside making the rounds, not outside with the smokers. I told him it was my "fresh air break" and asked him if he was punishing me for being a non-smoker. He never brought it up again.

28 dagen geleden
Wojtek Szczepanski
Wojtek Szczepanski

Fun fact: few decades ago in my country evry man was obligated to serve a 2 years in army. And there was exacly the same rule. If u'r smoker u have a break, if not, go to work. Its reason why almoust All Mans in Age of my parents are smokers.

28 dagen geleden
Jacob Faro
Jacob Faro

Idea: After dark, the employees talk about ghost stores. Rowan makes up one about a ball of tangled wires that grows endlessly and once ate a golden shirt employee. Only the legendary platinum shirt can defeat it. Little do they know… it’s real. In a later episode Ben tries to break in and steal something, but is eaten by “it”. It absorbs his memory , learns infiltration, and soon creates a playtech parody of alien with the lone girl employee vs “it”.

28 dagen geleden
medo sam
medo sam

Plot twist, you can smoke cigarettes without breathing the smoke

28 dagen geleden
mike norton
mike norton

Love all these videos

28 dagen geleden
Mr. Tea-yagi
Mr. Tea-yagi

thats too funny :D i never ever smoked in my life up until about 21/22 or so when i started as a chefs apprentice. usally very stressfull job but with lots of downtimes. so it was usally " ok smokebreak for the smokers. rest celan up the kitchen"......and thats the story on how i started this shit xD

29 dagen geleden
Sebastian Joseph
Sebastian Joseph

Good guy Rowan, buying his employees each a gift that costs $50.

29 dagen geleden
Mika The Golden Dragon
Mika The Golden Dragon

did they actually smoke or was that editing

29 dagen geleden
G
G

God dyymmm 4:15

Maand geleden
Wizardxeze
Wizardxeze

You have 12min twice a day and 30min at launch to either smoke or drink Coffee. If you take a smoke brake you clock out, they are your own time unless you use the Coffee brake for that

Maand geleden
Axynm
Axynm

fake ciggis but still funny

Maand geleden
Jorge Saenz
Jorge Saenz

Rowan is terrifying sometimes

Maand geleden
shadow shaman
shadow shaman

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Maand geleden
Brendan Jones
Brendan Jones

Bruh….am I so oblivious that this is the first time I’ve actually noticed rowans wedding ring? Has he always been married!?!??

Maand geleden
BlazeRhythmTV
BlazeRhythmTV

Rowan is an actual devil loooool

Maand geleden
dogmavskarma
dogmavskarma

and this is how i started smoking in the military.

Maand geleden
Skullmiser
Skullmiser

Yummy.

Maand geleden
Eliezer, Jr. Villarojo
Eliezer, Jr. Villarojo

But Adam DO smoke? Is this a 'What If' episode? 😂

Maand geleden
Tiwi Arro
Tiwi Arro

Why they don't resign from this s...kin job > :)

Maand geleden

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